Your name is DAVE STRIDER. It just so happens today is the day you will ANSWER SOME QUESTIONS. You are also a FELINE. You found this website because many times you have seen your OWNER, DIRK STRIDER use it. He has always reminded you of your littermate,BRO STRIDER, well, the FELINE version. Except he was better. So much better. Fuckin' Bro. Always up in YOUR BUSINESS . ALL THE TIME. EVERY DAY, EVERY HOUR, EVERY MINUTE.
So ask me questions
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